Posts Tagged ‘grilfriends’

1. Your profile. BAM! 2. cryptic Status Updates That Look For Attention “Lex Windows WISHES YOU WOULD STOP CALLING ME FFS” “OMG Whoos callin u dude?” “They know who they are, I’m not going to say anything” WHAT? YOU JUST FUCKING DID, YOU FANTASTIC DICKHEAD. 3. See Who Your Biggest Stalker Is apps. Firstly, none [...]

I sit here writing to you waiting for my girl to get ready to go to the Rosemount. I’m sure I speak for all men when I say I am interested in what takes so long to do this. I mean, here is my ritual. I arrive home and tear off my work clothes and [...]