Posts Tagged ‘Free Porn’

1. Your profile. BAM! 2. cryptic Status Updates That Look For Attention “Lex Windows WISHES YOU WOULD STOP CALLING ME FFS” “OMG Whoos callin u dude?” “They know who they are, I’m not going to say anything” WHAT? YOU JUST FUCKING DID, YOU FANTASTIC DICKHEAD. 3. See Who Your Biggest Stalker Is apps. Firstly, none [...]

OK, so we’re all pretty clear on the fact Christmas has absolutely nothing to do with the birth of Jesus Christ. If you’re not familiar with this fact, look it up. Nobody knows when the guy was actually born, the date 25th December wasn’t established properly for almost 1500 years after the dude was killed, [...]

Yeah, you with the white coat and stupid shiny round thing on your head, and what the fuck is that thing even for? Mind-reading? Laser shield? Eye patch for your middle eye? What are you a three-eyed robot space pirate? OK, that’s pretty awesome but DON’T GET COCKY. You’re not off the hook yet. What the [...]

I seem to get a few hits from this porn-type stuff, searches for tags I put on like fuck, sex, manatees and so on. Even my travel blog gets the occasional “Thai girls” search engine hits. So, being close to Xmas and all, I thought I better give something to these poor fat slobby sleazy [...]

Here are the tag stats for today and yesterday, who the hell looks for porn and sex on WordPress? I find this hilarious as they are the only tags that really get results. My other site, http://indianajerk.com which I blog my overseas adventure travels on, uses highly focussed, high traffic SEO tags which do get me [...]

I started this blog less than 2 months ago and by the time I get home it will be over 1000 hits. 1000 Hits – 12:20pm 1. Happy 1000 Hit Birthday AntiNerd 2. Google and SEO doesn’t mean shit in terms of personal blogs. Professional websites, etc I can tell you first hand SEO works, [...]

It’s Thursday and I’ve got no pants on. Fuck you, internet.